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- 1. (Superman) (12534↑, 3354↓)Superan; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman\!\!\!
"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"
Author: KryptonicDream http://superman.urbanup.com/10555312. (superman) (3334↑, 1475↓)Superman is when a guy cums on a girl's back and puts a sheet on her back. When she wakes in the morning and the sheet is stuck to her back, you have officially supermanned that hoe.Wa Me crank dat Souljah boy now superman dat hoe.
Author: Brittny and Keyanna http://superman.urbanup.com/26635963. (superman) (3897↑, 3144↓)The world's most recognizable superhero."It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman\!"
Author: DJD http://superman.urbanup.com/4040814. (superman) (1511↑, 975↓)Clark Kent without glasses.person 1: "hey there's Clark taking off his glasses, but where did he go?" person 2: "I don't know, but there's Superman\!"
Author: ooshi78 http://superman.urbanup.com/21306825. (Superman) (1556↑, 1319↓)Superman is a fictional character and the staple superhero of DC Comics. He first appeared in Action Comics \#1 in 1938 and is considered the first character to embody the particular combination of traits that characterize the modern superhero. The comic book character, created by Toronto-born Joe Shuster and Cleveland-born Jerry Siegel in 1932 and sold to Detective Comics, Inc (today DC Comics) in 1938, subsequently appeared in various radio serials, television programs, films, newspaper strips, and video games. As was written in the first edition of Action Comics \#1 (June, 1938), Superman is born on the planet Krypton and as an infant is rocketed to Earth by his scientist father, moments before Krypton explodes. The rocket lands on Earth, where amiable couple the Kents find the baby and adopt him. As he grows, he discovers that he possesses powers far beyond those of mortal men and women and resolves to use them to help others. When not fighting the forces of evil as Superman, he lives among humanity as "mild-mannered" Clark Kent, a reporter for the Daily Star (later changed to the Daily Planet). Clark works alongside reporter Lois Lane, with whom he is romantically involved. In current comics continuity, they are married; however, the character has several other relationships throughout his years in comics. Today, the character's adventures are published in a number of comic books.Superman is a great superhero of the DC Comics
Author: P.redeckis http://superman.urbanup.com/17956406. (Superman) (757↑, 551↓)When a guy cums on a girl's back while she sleeps and then sticks a cape (blanket) on her back, thus making her superman. Men usually do this because they are pissed at the girl for some reason. Used in the AIDS filled song of "Crank that Soulja Boy"Dude, I totally supermanned my girlfriend last night because she wouldn't blow me.
Author: BobGre http://superman.urbanup.com/27664107. (Superman) (132↑, 62↓)Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerfull than a locamotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. The amazing stranger from the planet Krypton. The man of steel.Superman\!
Author: philosophermike http://superman.urbanup.com/42695828. (superman) (200↑, 192↓)If your woman doesn't want to have sex with you, wait till she sleeps and cum on her back then stick a bed sheet to it, by the time she wakes it should have dried and she will have a superman capeI supermaned that ho' fo' sho'
Author: Phillyboy71 http://superman.urbanup.com/30071069. (Superman) (12↑, 8↓)A man who gives all but asks for nothing in return. The closest to an Almighty. A SUPER-man.Clark Kent (Superman - Kal El) was named Superman because of being a Hero, helping people, yet people had no way to return a favour. Thus known as being a Superman, he still did what he was best at. Giving people, asking for nothing.
Author: XLegendaaX http://superman.urbanup.com/568477310. (superman) (22↑, 20↓)a person who is exceptionally athletic, tall, good looking....pretty much perfect.Man that guy is superman\!
Author: hkfb6977 http://superman.urbanup.com/482030911. (Superman) (27↑, 25↓)Superman is a fictional character, a comic book superhero widely considered to be an American cultural icon Also known as Jesse Norton[superman]
Author: The 3 stooges http://superman.urbanup.com/382817412. (Superman) (173↑, 172↓)Sexual act where you ejaculate on your partner, wrap them in a red blanket, and throw them out the window.The planet was dying, so in a last desperate act I supermaned her to give her a chance at a new life.
Author: Smasherly http://superman.urbanup.com/332765013. (Superman) (11↑, 11↓)To change clothes really fast.Person 1: Shoot. I'm late for work. Person 2: You're not even dressed yet\! Person 1: Yea.. I'm gonna have to superman it and fly.
Author: Laroon http://superman.urbanup.com/538237314. (superman) (0↑, 1↓)A superhero who wears undergarment outside...\!lady1: hahahaha look at that crazy guy he wore his underwear outside\!\!\!\!;)))))) lady2 : hahahahaha just like superman :))))))))))))
Author: the crazy man...\!\! http://superman.urbanup.com/618129515. (Superman) (2↑, 5↓)The greatest superhero. His only weakness, "kryptonite", doesn't really exist therefore he is invincible. It has been said that he functions regularly in society under the alias, "Mago". It goes without question that he is much cooler than batman and any other hero.random person: "Woah\! You really are Superman." Superman: "Yes, and I'm much cooler than that pansy, batman."
Author: Mago7 http://superman.urbanup.com/576302916. (superman) (7↑, 10↓)takin whatever remainder of a blunt and hitting it excessively then swallowing the entire blunt, lit and allThe cops were about to pull us over so i had no choice but to superman the blunt or, i got bet 5 bucks i wouldnt superman that blunt, now i got a brand new one for free\!
Author: StrongestSafety http://superman.urbanup.com/529650817. (Superman) (7↑, 10↓)The Superman is a sex position, where a guy has sexual intercourse with a girl, doggy style, and bends the girl forward while he reaches over her shoulders to plant his hands on the floor, supporting his weight, while his legs are sticking straight out. The posture has the man resembling a flying Superman.The Superman position was out long before that Souljah boy garbage got everyone confused as to what it actually does mean to "Superman that ho".
Author: Wizard Toast http://superman.urbanup.com/525466318. (Superman) (10↑, 13↓)When a Man or Women cums on their mates back and put the bed sheet on their back. Thus making them, when they get up to chase you, look like Superman.Danielle got mad a Joey for cumming on her while she slept, while they where running through the house Joey noticed she looked like SUPERMAN with the bed sheet stuck on her back from the cum.
Author: Jolly Giant Leprachuan http://superman.urbanup.com/482726819. (superman) (9↑, 13↓)where you [ejaculate] on a [girls] back and roll her over on to her back and the sheet sticks to her representing a cape.yeah, he gave me a superman
Author: Ginger_Bear http://superman.urbanup.com/421501420. (Superman) (4↑, 10↓)Stopping at a gas station bathroom to change for another event you have to go to.After school, I'm going to work. But I gotta stop at the gas station to superman into my work clothes.
Author: Mike09 http://superman.urbanup.com/474464321. (superman) (0↑, 7↓)when your lady is sleeping place you ass above her face facing her feet slap her stomach and throw your arms forward and say wooosh this will startle the female and her face will then enter your assi gave my girlfriend a [superman] last night... she was pissed, it was awsome
Author: KevBo541 http://superman.urbanup.com/574621622. (Superman) (22↑, 35↓)A Superman is when you take a crap so huge that it makes two turns in the bowl forming an S shape. This is very similar to a "Crowd Pleaser" shit because you want to show somebody your accomplishment."Hey Uncle Jed, lookie here, I just laid a perfect Superman."
Author: Mick3 http://superman.urbanup.com/284799223. (Superman) (1↑, 17↓)a thing that goes in your pee hole that while you fuck it rubs on the girls cliti superman'd that bitch and she nutted three times in 15 minutes
Author: Senormagnifico http://superman.urbanup.com/488372024. (Superman) (2↑, 19↓)A certain move some lap dancers use, usually creepy guy lap dancers that lap dance for girls when they turn 21, where they go on their front and wrap their legs around the chair and complete it with superman arm positioning.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5M75VDO1E&feature=channel_page After seeing his man thong and large belly she got superman'd
Author: BexCa http://superman.urbanup.com/391959925. (superman) (19↑, 36↓)To fuck a girl, then throw her over a tall building in a single bound.Slut: I'm pregnant, teehee\! You: This looks like a job for Superman...
Author: DaddySmallBalls http://superman.urbanup.com/376731526. (Superman) (3↑, 21↓)Superman is a lame and stupid superhero from a stupid comic book. Superman is especially not better than [CATWOMAN] (the best superhero ever). His powers are useless and he is quite ugly. He wears red underwear over blue tights (attractive....NOT) and a red cape with a yellow S on his chest. Which supposedly stands for superman but i think it is meant to stand for stupidman. This, especially compared to [Catwoman] (another superhero), makes him stupid and worthless.OMG what is that ugly thing in the sky? I think its superman Oh man that sucks, I want catwoman to save our day. I agree.
Author: Sallyyyx http://superman.urbanup.com/528232827. (Superman) (3↑, 21↓)(Verb) The act of falling off a horse and sustaining serious life threatening injuries such as becoming a paraplegic. Given the name after the famous actor from the Superman movie series Christopher Reeves.Dude\! Did you hear what happened to Nick on his dream trip to South Africa? No I didn't what happened? He did a superman and was in a comma for like more than a month\!\!
Author: wukillalogic http://superman.urbanup.com/448213228. (superman) (35↑, 60↓)Superman is when a dude is having sex with a girl [doggystyle] he pulls out and cums on her back, then throws a sheet on her and pushes her off the bed making her fly\!Dude, when I skeeted, I supermanned that ho.
Author: joek380 http://superman.urbanup.com/323813229. (superman) (13↑, 39↓)A prank involving someones head at your crotch level. You stand next to the victim and either quietly or loudly (your preference) start humming the Superman theme. When everyone turns to look at you, it will appear that the victim is performing oral sex on you because they're looking at you also."...And then Rob supermanned Greg, and for the rest of the night, easy laughs were had just by humming the superman theme around Greg. Never pass up the opportunity to 'superman' someone."
Author: The REAL Big Danny T http://superman.urbanup.com/326417230. (Superman) (2↑, 30↓)Another word for "tailgater," who is an automobile driver who recklessly follows behind another car at a very close distance.While I was coming home from work last night, I had Superman hot on my ass. He got so close to me that I couldn't even see his headlights below my back window.
Author: D3ath_Master http://superman.urbanup.com/354388131. (Superman) (9↑, 39↓)When scoring a kill on a scrub in Gears of War 1 or 2 when they are rolling forward, back, side or jumping over cover, forcing them to fly back or forward like Superman. A skilled shot at the least.Une4k: G3t superman'd, scrub. Gamer \#2: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I3lood: Nice shot\!
Author: G3t Superman'd http://superman.urbanup.com/356330732. (Superman) (14↑, 45↓)An incredibly lame super hero with no personality and is much too powerful. Sure he was one of the first, but is also one of the worst (rhyme intended). Uninteresting, not the smartest, funniest, coolest, basically no falling into any of these characteristics, its no wonder there were no good Superman video games made.Normalguy: "Is it me or is Superman, just... not that interestin'?" ComicGeek: " Oh, its definitly not you."
Author: littlecBigC http://superman.urbanup.com/373615833. (Superman) (2↑, 35↓)When a guy is peeing in the bathroom and doesn't close the door the whole way, and a drunken girl purposely falls into the door to open it and reveal him urinating. The guy then looks over his shoulder with a creepy clownish grin.Joe walked into the bathroom not knowing that Ally would purposely superman the door to catch a glimpse
Author: Clugg http://superman.urbanup.com/349551434. (Superman) (32↑, 66↓)The most ass-kickin' superhero in the whole world aside from Batman\!Superman really knocked the stuffing outta that General Zod\!
Author: Martin Peck http://superman.urbanup.com/291303635. (superman) (353↑, 392↓)When you jizz on a girls back and put a bedsheet on her back to make it look like a cape.Johnny Majerus told me that joey only needs a napkin when he supermans him. Joey also fucked the shit out of Victoria Fitsimmons.
Author: methoddman http://superman.urbanup.com/266750536. (superman) (13↑, 57↓)just "that guy". always trying to do the right thing with a smile that could light the whole world and a heart big enough for all of the worlds problems, also awesome at halo and pretty much everything else there is.thing1:i haven't smiled in forever. thing2:call superman.
Author: smiling yet? http://superman.urbanup.com/293289037. (superman) (22↑, 67↓)To love thy neighbor as ones their significant other. After work but before a shower.Billy Bob: How ya doin Sally: Hello Top of the Morning to ya (tips her gardening hat at Billy Bob) Billy: Oh My is that an invitation for a superman Sally: Billy Bob, What the Fuck\! How dare you assume I would superman you so early in the morning before I have my coffe. Billy Bob: You are right Sally. I'm just anticipating a "hard" day\! (wink, wink, cheesy as smile) Sally: Sorry you'll just have to wait until you get of work. (spanks her ass) Billy Bob: Fuck you Cunt
Author: JES \@ fuck u. com http://superman.urbanup.com/295783938. (superman) (34↑, 90↓)While fucking your stain doggy style, you pull your legs straight back and fly on her ass like Superman while continuing to fuck.DeMario was givin Shawanda a [brooklyn midget] when he decided to superman the bitch and hit the street himself.
Author: Liono http://superman.urbanup.com/277360739. (superman) (36↑, 92↓)When you're fucking a girl and you pull out and jizz on the sheets, then roll her over on it, so when she gets up it looks like she has a cape on.Crank that Soulja Boy now Superman that hoe\!
Author: sdfjklj f dslkfjls http://superman.urbanup.com/271131340. (Superman) (46↑, 104↓)Arguably one of the world's most famous superheroes, recognized by the large "S" on his uniform.A: Who is Superman? B: You don't know who is superman?\! A: Not really. B: He is one of the world's most recognizable superheroes, with a large S on his chest. A: You mean the one in the marvel comic books? B: Yes.
Author: thelazy http://superman.urbanup.com/273309841. (superman) (56↑, 117↓)Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight HowardSuperman made an appearance at the dunk contest this year.
Author: Phillip Leonard http://superman.urbanup.com/287882842. (Superman) (65↑, 127↓)1.Wears blue tights, red underwear, a red cape, red boots and big red "S" on his chest. Also known as "Kal El" or "Cal Al" or "Kel El" among other misspellings and pronunciations. From the planet Krypton. Aparently gay, if you've seen the latest film, "Superman Returns." 2.a term used by Hitler and the german Nazi political/religious power of the 1930s to refer to the Aryan race. This fictitious 'master race' was invented by Madame Helena Blavatski, a Theosophist, who pushed her racist agendas in her many occult/paranormal books published a century ago. Hitler had read several of these book, especially "The Secret Doctrine" which suggested the Aryan Race was a 'super-evolved' type of people on earth. Blavatski, Guido von List, and Heinrich Himmler, among others subscribed to the idea of the 'aryan superman' and that Jews were an alien race. They floated conspiracy theories about Jews, Gypsies, and other races to promote their right wing agendas, but it is important to note, they believed in these theories. 3.a fictitious character in the series of novels by Jack Z. Armstrong written in the 1920s, who was made of chalk, and performed miracles on tuesdays, thursdays and fridays, when the sun wasn't shining in the presence of monkeys while they were eating. These novels called the "Dunsenheim Adventures" were purportedly channelled by Armstrong from what he referred to as 'aliens from the zo-klu-ti-mus dimension.' He copied these stories on to carbon paper and then held them up to a mirror and then typed his manuscripts. Armstrong died in 1956 from cervical cancer.Look, up in the sky, its a turd, its a plane, its Superman\!
Author: sternwise http://superman.urbanup.com/216073243. (superman) (126↑, 193↓)a) Superman is [the] last survivor of the planet Krypton. As is woefully unprepared homeland is subjected to a [prodigious]and catastrophic explosion, he is sent by his loving parents [to] Earth on a spaceship. He comes here and basically grows up on a farm until he realizes hes better than that. Than he moves to the city and proceeds to beat the shit out of everybody. b) Anybody who performs such a tremendous [feat] as to be declared a "superman"a) I would bet millions of dollars that pre-crisis superman could destroy any character in the comic universe, DC or otherwise. He was wickedly strong and foolishly overpowered. Those writers [were] smoking crack. b) Magic Johnson is superman. There have only been a few people in the world to get AIDS and not die; but Magic does it in style. Magic Johnson \> AIDS and Magic Johnson style \> Big Ron Style* therefore Magic Johnson = Superman *Big Ron Style being developed by Ish for the West Coast Customs client "Ron" on the ever-popular mtv program "Pimp My Ride"
Author: Max Orchard http://superman.urbanup.com/159117844. (Superman) (389↑, 459↓)A nickname for Bacardi 151 - in the beginning of the night you feel like you can fly, like superman, but by the end of the night you are paralyzed like Christopher Reeves.The kids at Roger Williams all drank superman and ended up passed out at 9:30.
Author: RWU Crew http://superman.urbanup.com/205852145. (superman) (239↑, 310↓)Superman (kal'el) is the flagship hero in the DCu. He is the unofficial leader of the JLA. He was born on the planet Kyrpton in its dying moments but was rescued by his parents and sent to earth where he was adopted and raised by Johnathan and Martha Kent. He took the name Clark Kent. In the DCu Superman is among the strongest, because the radiation of the yellow sun of the earth reacted with that of the red sun of krypton granting him invunirability to everything except Kryptonite, a material found only on Krypton. There is only one hero who can defeat Superman, in case he ever goes mad, and that is Batman, who keeps ample suplies of Krypontie in the Batcave.Look, in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPERMAN\!
Author: Salcker Apathy http://superman.urbanup.com/117395146. (superman) (16↑, 88↓)When a boy or man wakes up with a morning wood and leans with one hand on the wall in a slanted position, while the other hand is holding his dick, in order to pee."I had to pee so bad this morning but I couldn't force it down.", "Why didn't you just do the superman?"
Author: Atro Xis http://superman.urbanup.com/265789347. (superman) (10↑, 83↓)Superman V - the verb. Yes, "Superman" has a verb form. When you do something, usually involving spending lots of money in a stylish way, so that people get punked, or blown away."Those two hotties I pulled from the club? Actually when I got there, they were talking with these two lame black guys. I walked up, Rolex, Armani, and order two bottles of Dom straight off the bat. Light up a Cuban, then introduce myself to the ladies. I supermanned those two boys so hard they fell out of the club and rolled down the street." or "Last night I supermanned that ho so hard she was begging for the cock all through dinner. I took her to that swish place at the top of Central Tower, $350 a head. Ordering champagne all night was just the start - I think between when George Clooney came up and introduced himself to me, and when I pulled out my platinum card, she realised she was in the presence of a true Superman."
Author: someone else stole my fucking name http://superman.urbanup.com/271349948. (Superman) (47↑, 121↓)A perfect guy that promises to be the one to save his "girl" from anything, her protection, her security blanket... her perfect boyfriend \<3He's my Superman\! \<3
Author: Your Superman http://superman.urbanup.com/320345949. (Superman) (49↑, 125↓)While a man fingering a woman he slowly starts to crawl inside her vagina until his entire body is inside her's he then breaks out(usually through her upper body), exploding her body into various pieces and stands proud like superman.man: did you hear what happened to beth? Woman: didn't her boyfriend crawl up inside and give her a superman? Man: Yeah, she will be missed
Author: Mst3k99 http://superman.urbanup.com/283421250. (Superman) (12↑, 88↓)Refers to a sexual position. Where the male quickly separates the females legs and "dives" into the female.Charles: Tracy looks good\! David: Yea man, I already "superman"(ed) that hoe.
Author: cybron29 http://superman.urbanup.com/277129751. (superman) (55↑, 132↓)The only super hero that covers up his true identity by making himself look like an oridinary human. I'll show you -Peter Parker- Spider-man -Bruce Wayne- Batman -Superman-Clarke Kent Supermans costume did not cover his face, so its a mystery how people didnt recognise him. Is also when you take a shit in one set of clothes and come out in another.Man"Someone save that little girl\!" Clarke"I needa go to the bathroom" Superman comes out.
Author: Secret wrestling fan http://superman.urbanup.com/153273652. (superman) (73↑, 150↓)someone who is good at everythingyou are like fucking superman
Author: sinan. http://superman.urbanup.com/138136753. (superman) (15↑, 93↓)when a guy is doing a girl, and he pulls out to skeet an S on her chest, like supermannnnnnnnn. now watch me ouuuuuuu.skeet skeet superman.
Author: jowana http://superman.urbanup.com/281767754. (superman) (16↑, 94↓)When a male with an erection runs and jumps on a girl and tries to aim for her hole."Dude, I totally missed Jude's hole last night when I tried to superman her."
Author: Hayley Marshall http://superman.urbanup.com/271678055. (superman) (188↑, 266↓)The man every kids pray during the first minutes of a school class so the teacher won't make it to the class. There is always a lot of suspense during these first minutes, we don't know when the answer to our prayer will take form. But when it is confirmed that the reaper won't be there, everybody explode in a fountain of joy, screaming "YEAHHHHHHHHHH\!\!", and singing "Celebration time", a classic by Kool and the gang, while everybody cum in their pants.You know, I'm not very faithful but... If you hear me superman, help me\! (Vous savez, ch'pas très croyant mais... Si vous êtes là superman aidez-moi\!)
Author: Slutlerandoblow http://superman.urbanup.com/175966156. (superman) (29↑, 107↓)A blunt of high-grade marijuana (I like to call it Chronic) laced with cocaine. It's a different feeling from a dirty considering you're smoking coke with really good herb so they call them "Supermans" since it's a lot better.Yo let's get a eighter and an eightball and roll ourselves some supermans\!
Author: emoc http://superman.urbanup.com/95941957. (Superman) (23↑, 103↓)To cum on a bitches back and put a pillow case on the cum thus giving her a cape to be superman.Guy:Yo cunt let me superman you Girl:Y..Yes jamal Guy:AHHH fuck yea *cum on back* Guy:Hold up bitch I ain't done *puts pillow case on back* Girl:*silently cries* ar...are u done Guy:Yea bitch...now fly lil nigga bitch
Author: Thizzard of OZ http://superman.urbanup.com/277509758. (superman) (12↑, 92↓)When a woman is fisted in the vagina and ass simultaneously, with her partner positioned below her in such a way that his arms are outstretched and he looks like the flying superhero.Joe wanted desperately to superman his girlfriend, but when he suggested it she broke up with him.
Author: prilda http://superman.urbanup.com/273216159. (superman) (237↑, 317↓)When you fuckin' have a hard on after you wake up in the morning because you gotta pee and the only way you can relieve yourself without pissing all over the bathroom is to put both hands on the wall in front of you and then lift your right or left leg so that you penis can point straight down into the toilet bowl...and releaseI accidentaly knocked your toothbrush over with my leg when I superman-ed this morning.
Author: jondres http://superman.urbanup.com/87167060. (superman) (40↑, 121↓)The worlds greatest Superhero. No as relevant nowadays as he used to be, but will be forever remembered and will probably be to future generations what Greek gods are to us today. His S symbol is more known than the peace symbol worldwide. Embodies the concept of the Superhero, and apart from Batman and Spiderman has no competition in terms of public admiration. Has much in common with Jesus Christ, i.e- sent from a far away heavenly place by his father to aid and save humanity. Died and was resurrected. Sells millions in merchandise a year and hundreds of thousands of comic books. Outdated somewhat today, but forever will be remembered and esteemed as the first god of the comic medium."Superman is the first true superhero..."
Author: PepsiCola http://superman.urbanup.com/197461361. (superman) (22↑, 104↓)when you and your buddys are hittin a jay and that shit is burning your fingertips...put that shit up to you lips and inhale that bitch and swallow it. you've just supermaned the blunt."Yo Justin just burned his tongue trying to superman that blunt roach\!" "the jay is almost out, what should i do with it?" "SUPERMAN DAT HOE"
Author: supermandathoe http://superman.urbanup.com/260981262. (Superman) (59↑, 141↓)When a female is on top of a male during sex, and the male thrusts up and down at an extreme speed. During a Superman the female usually does not move whatsoever.That Superman I gave you really tired me out Sally.
Author: OJProductions http://superman.urbanup.com/192424563. (superman) (38↑, 121↓)a massively overpowered loser who is invincible and is able to easily escape the pull of a blackhole yet gets his ass handed to him by a person with no superpowers. wtf dc?superman, right after stopping a giant meteor in midspace, just got knocked out by one punch from some random thug. goku would kick that thugs ass.
Author: tgk7257 http://superman.urbanup.com/221369964. (superman) (32↑, 116↓)When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples. This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.
Author: Kung-Fu Jesus http://superman.urbanup.com/61585665. (Superman) (21↑, 106↓)When you fuckin' do your chica upside down(not to be confused with 69 though the positioning is similar) and when you come, you make your body completely rigid displacing all your weight into your groin and then extend your arms like your flying An added sensation for both you and your woman would be to fart in her face for extra "boost" into flightMan:Baby...can I superman you tonight? Woman:Only if you don't fart...
Author: jondres http://superman.urbanup.com/87167866. (superman) (30↑, 115↓)The worlds cheapest superhero, Anyone could make him up.Superman never gets his ass kicked, o i crave a kryptonite bullet\!
Author: Fusion http://superman.urbanup.com/27065367. (superman) (9↑, 94↓)Refer to [Caio][Caio] is my [smarxy] [superman].
Author: chingo http://superman.urbanup.com/7858768. (superman) (69↑, 155↓)When your fucking a chick doggystyle, but her face is down on the ground/bed with her ass in the air, then your get on top of her and raise your arms and legs.I was fucking this chick doggystyle and supermanned her ass.
Author: Fred Reyes http://superman.urbanup.com/107089369. (superman) (6↑, 92↓)Niteshade. A guy who helps people with stuff.Sorry, Kevin, I couldn't resist.
Author: Mikhile http://superman.urbanup.com/83573470. (superman) (36↑, 122↓)greatest hero ever, and can kick thors asssuperman is cool
Author: supafly rabbi http://superman.urbanup.com/46022371. (superman) (17↑, 104↓)v. to take a girl, most commonly a ho, into a phonebooth for some sweet sweet lovingI heard that Clark Kent supermanned Lois Lane on main street
Author: Da'Cliffaux http://superman.urbanup.com/269735272. (Superman) (25↑, 112↓)A variation on the [shocker] for a girl who has seen too much. You stand back take aim, extend your hands, fly and hope you don't miss.That chick is a whore, she wanted me to superman her.
Author: joyful http://superman.urbanup.com/259891273. (superman) (22↑, 109↓)When a girl finds the man of her dreams..her superman.I love him hes like my superman\!\!
Author: saundra http://superman.urbanup.com/215131274. (superman) (51↑, 138↓)A technique of drunk urinating which involves using no hands and an adequete amount of precision. It is the leading cause of yellow shoes and slippery bathroom floors. Oh, and don't forget that gay guy that wears tights and has an S on his shirt.I killed my grandma due to negligent supermanning.
Author: William Stephens http://superman.urbanup.com/171253575. (superman) (44↑, 132↓)1. to enthusiastically jump onto a woman to have sex with her, arms stretched out foward a la supermans flying style"I was so horny, as soon as we hit the bedroom I Supermaned that girl\!"
Author: Comedian Denis Donohue http://superman.urbanup.com/258531276. (Superman) (17↑, 105↓)One of [Eminem]'s most famous songs, which is strange because it's not one of his best songs at all, compared to other ones like [Lose Yourself] and [Mockingbird]. If you're looking for a really good song by [Slim Shady] to download, I recommend: [Mockingbird], [Lose Yourself], [The Way I Am], or [When I'm Gone].I listened to the reknowned Superman and it's really not that good.
Author: blogger_08 http://superman.urbanup.com/162229277. (superman) (48↑, 136↓)When a [blunt] is all but a few centimeters long, you suck it barehandedly until your lips touch the cherry, then suck the whole thing down.Yo man, superman that shit\!
Author: desert fox http://superman.urbanup.com/124305578. (superman) (19↑, 108↓)superman is a game that kewl people play in high school in which you are not allowed to say anything that begins with an [S]. if you do, you are allowed to get hit as many times as possible until you say "superman". then the hitting stops."Superman" Is Actually A Pretty Fun Game To Play\!
Author: David Towle http://superman.urbanup.com/70635179. (superman) (23↑, 114↓)You start off doing the girl from behind. Then right as she's about to get off you jerk her head around 180 degrees so her spinal cord rips and she's paralized like Christopher Reeves (aka Superman).I supermaned that girl in the wheelchair.
Author: Christopher Reeves Jr http://superman.urbanup.com/272157180. (superman) (12↑, 103↓)A dance done with your arms outward.Soulja boy does the superman in his videos
Author: chrisj123 http://superman.urbanup.com/268654781. (superman) (10↑, 105↓)to fist your girlfriend while laying on your stomachto act like superman flying
Author: JATL http://superman.urbanup.com/268053682. (superman) (26↑, 130↓)a character in DC comics who people think is cool, but in all reality it a total fag.superman is the gayest thing since gay came to Gay Town
Author: atarah http://superman.urbanup.com/143783083. (superman) (26↑, 134↓)a guy who pretnds to be a superman but is really a paedofilecum here i am superman i will save you
Author: Muzi http://superman.urbanup.com/123108884. (Superman) (22↑, 151↓)Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow is Superman. Faster than a speeding cornerback. More powerful than a lineman. Able to leap tall linebackers in a single bound.As in: "Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas." And: "Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness."
Author: ufbert http://superman.urbanup.com/266074885. (Superman) (36↑, 214↓)A major dick. That's really all there is to say about it.If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.
Author: Sam is a Dick http://superman.urbanup.com/205170786. (superman) (19↑, 202↓)eminem's 3rd alter ego besides marshall mathers and slim shady, says female's lie, goes out with girls who he just met and fuk'd. doesn't give a fuk about women who make him hurl.i can't be your superman
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